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A person who is thinks he is solid and is always bricked up.
Why u being such a harrison allen
A pale wanna be Justin Bieber boy virgin
Dude 1: “ Yo look it’s a Layne Allen “ Dude 2: “ Yo not a Layne Allen noooo ”
A kid that lives in blairsville Ga he is an amazing athletes but most of his friends have a small penis which their names are Chris, drake, hunter, and also Kyle!
He is known for his talent in soccer and football and is loved by every bitch in the world.
she has a dump truck and it's very squishy
julia allen is a person who is so solid with a dump truck
Singer from LDN. She has attitude so don't mess.
Simon: I like that Lily Allen, she's well fit
Paul: Yeah, but I wouldn't go near here cos she'll think your a cunt and bite your cock off.
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iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.
Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.
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Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.
In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.
Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard
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