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barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017


Barrel Cleaning

The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.

"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."

by Drakesens1 March 17, 2014


Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay

"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*

by Lazengan July 30, 2016


Peuton Barrel

A fine young lad who has a fetish for anything that has Nintendo in it. He also likes to run- oh wait, he can't run.

Hey look! It's Peuton Barrel!

Yeah, hi guys! This definition is totally not an inside joke and totally will be accepted (if it does I'm honestly surprised)

by Betrayalth June 22, 2017


Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.

"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"

by Jack JB February 14, 2006


Crossed the barrel

Having had a shootout with someone, usually resulting in a death. (Barrel means the barrel of a gun)

Phrase comes from 1980's prison and gang culture in the United States.

Banky has served 33 years in prison after he crossed the barrel with an enemy gangster in the 1980's. Now after being free, thousands of viewers enjoy hearing his exciting story on YouTube.

by Anynms June 30, 2020


Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.

"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"

by nibble-flabbus July 14, 2023