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This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.
guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.
Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5
Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.
A beach in South East Melbourne with sandy white shores and clear waters. At this beach you can see adults drinking straight vodka, women giving blow jobs and receiving cunnilingus in return - in broad daylight, often in front of children. It's also common to spot people sexing in the ocean. Lots of sand gets thrown around here and people tend to lose their phones.
Andy asked Cass to join him at Seaford beach, she knew it'd be a day she wouldn't forget. Except after all the vodka, forget she did.
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It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.
I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.
Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.
Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.
Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.
"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.
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When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.
JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"
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