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Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.
Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”
Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”
1) a funny movie starring Jim Carey.
2)a huge shit
1) I watched Bruce Almighty last night.
2) man, I just took a Bruce Almighty!!!
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The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.
"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds
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The first Australian King of Scotlandno seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the EnglishFags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Partyor LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
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Quite possibly the dirtiest player in the NBA. The worst thing to happen to the NBA in a long, long time.
Rob: "WHAT THE EFF?! Did you see Bruce Bowen just knee Steve Nash in the crotch?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."
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When somebody thinks that feltching is actually shrimping. The act of mistaking the drinking of seminal fluids from someones anus for a foot fetish.
Grandpa thought it was shrimping when the garden boy drank the jizz from his ass through a bendy straw. Classic case of brucing.
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