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Christine is the best person you'll ever know, shes smart strong, beautiful and independent. Her character can confuse alot of people, she may seem cold and inconsiderate,but thats all because inside shes hurt, torn up and beaten. Show her some love and trust her, show her that you care, carry her all the way from start to finish and you'll have a partner for life, even throught tought times, even when you lost all hope, she'll be right there. She's afraid and scared and will do whatever it takes to be a helper and not a burden to anyone, from experience id say that, the best thing about her is her will, she'll never give up on her goals or you, not even if the world's ending. Shes powerful and have the abilities to become the greatest person to exist, all she needs is confidence and love. She's the best person I've ever met, from i knew her, even before she realized it, she's been the light guiding my way, she's just amaizing like that. She'll protect you and take care of you, she'll watch you and guide you. She can be harsh or snap, but she'll never brak, shes just strong like that. She's been in my corner through hell and back, once she loves you, shes never letting go, that's why shes worth cherrishing, that's why once you have her, youll be a fool to let her go. Shes amazing.
I love you Christine Destiny Butler
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When a basketball player gets band form wearing something for looking cool.
He was banned from wearing a headband cuz it was too Ninja Butler.
basically like Barbatos from obey me
can't date him tho he's programed to be undateable
person1: hey dude can you name a seggsy butler?
person2: i only know Sebatian and Barbatos
A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
two of the best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boys born and bread fuff as fuck fuck and good in bed
kp and butler donny boys boyo shit if I had a kp or a butler I'd be wetter then a spastic chin two of best species of men you will ever come across pure bad boy born and bread ruff as fuck and good in bed
When someone is getting fucked in the ass, and someone named Geoffrey throws the person doing the fucking, out of the front door, and then resumes fucking the receiver in the ass. The receiver then shits on the floor and makes Geoffrey clean it up.
While Will was home, Hilary was upstairs receiving a dirty butler.
To go on a first date with a girl who ate chili one hour previous to your encounter, and to aggressively finger her asshole just as she's squirting resulting in a complete evacuation of all lower body fluids typically creating a massive shit mess on your own body parts and anything nearby.
I was banging this chick and got really tired so I asked her to use her dildo on herself while viciously fingering her anus to regain some HP so I could continue banging. Unfortunately, she began cumming and I ended up giving her a dirty butler