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Cali-Wine

The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.

I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021


cali wine

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.

Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021


cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 28, 2018


Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.

Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.

by daTookZah July 25, 2021


Deportivo Cali

Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad

Deportivo Cali is shit, man/mate

by divertido casi January 26, 2017


Cali Groupie

People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.

" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."

by Zoop55 April 6, 2016


cali sunburn

drop a shot of fruit flavored vodka into a corona....and chug.
CALI SUNBURN

WOW BRO, I'm quite distraught from the CALI SUNBURN I just took.

by TanRevolver December 1, 2010