curved up

To apply copious amounts of Curve cologne to one’s self and to one’s bros with or without their consent. Especially when occupying the firehouse and you need to catch some good work.

Man, we haven’t had a fire in awhile, we need to get curved up!

We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.

We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!

Carlos curve

When your dick bends to the left

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

Curve Phase

When someone is pregnant.

Carla can't come to the party.She's on her curve phase.

swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

Gay Curving

Gay Curving is when you or someone else plays up someone of the opposite sex, sexuality. Flirting, nudes, maybe publicly announcing you (or someone else) are in a relationship with the person getting gay curved. Then, right before you (or someone else) are about to get serious (with the person getting gay curved), (haveing sex) you (or someone else) tells them your/they're gay.

Person 1- i'm gay Curving them rn😂

Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...

Robinson Curve

The linear representation of the complex relationship between age, alcohol consumption and sexual prowess, or simply known as “ the robinson curve”. This impressive discovery is very accurate at representing the improvements in both stamina and confidence associated with small amounts of alcohol consumption, and the subsequent increase of confidence as well as the somewhat rapid decline in performance that occurs with excess consumption.

Oh mate, he's totally in the robinson curve right now.