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A modern take on the, "Mutton dressed as Lamb" phenomenon, whereby women old enough to be your mother, dress as though they were young enough to be your little sister.
Lad A: What do you reckon of her at the bar mate?
Lad B: Whitney dressed as Britney mate, saw her smoking outside. Old enough to be your mother.
Lad A: Yeah, it's pretty dark in here.
An extremely short, form-fitting low-cut dress that accentuates a woman's tits, legs and ass.
You know Susan, that "quiet" woman from Accounting? I saw here out clubbing Friday night, and she was wearing an ultra-slutty three-point dress. Fuck, was a great body!
A dress that shows off your titties and leg, aka your breasts and thighs
I saw Willam wearing a chicken bucket dress at her show yesterday. Bitch's look was on fleek
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A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
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a bleaching agent for the anus area.
bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.
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A simple phrase used to describe a temptation or a woman you are tempted to go out with even though you know she is a deceiver.
Also the name of a Kanye West song from the album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".
Jim: I've heard all the rumors, but I wanna ask her out and see what happens.
Bob: Dude, she's just a devil in a new dress...
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comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.
"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."
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