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1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.
today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.
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The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
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There is nothing more satisfying that taking a big dump with a good book to read too
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When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.
Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!
Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there
Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.
I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.
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When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.
Damn, she just drama dumped me!