Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.
“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
“Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash”
a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!
Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
A male reproductive organ so small it tickles the person feeling it.
during intercourse:
girl: stop it!
guy with feather dick: why?
girl:it tickles! you have a feather dick!
The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.
Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.
Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.