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draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret
draco:here i am my love
Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids
DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME
U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means
Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit
Oh shit
Oh shit
I said the name
RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.
Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.
That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.
A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.