sexiest mofo ever, lead singer of cobra starship, use to always crack his penis
here's a list of things i'd like to do to gabe saporta: everything.
The World's most ultimate troll. He is the metta when it comes to trolling.
Teacher- "Where is there heat at night?"
Gabe- "nowhere because the sun isn't out. Oh! but maybe over Volcano's."
Class- "GABE PEREZ!"
the act of drinking alone at a park or making a porno which you since mostly a mans ass.
im gonna go do "a gabe alcon" tonight
A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.
When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.
"You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth" - Knocked Up
A very flamboyant manwhore. Currently the lead singer of the band Cobra Starship and headlining the Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour. Was in the band Midtown, and is also known for hanging out with the emo girl on the Real World.
He makes a point to meet his fans. Also has a penchant for hoodies.
Did you just see what Gabe Saporta did on stage? Did he seriously just flip off the camera?