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A gentleman's stitch is the stitch the doctor gives to woman after birth in the vaginal opening to make sure that future sexual activity will remain satisfactory to the man. The woman is made "tight" again for the man. Sometimes, after a child going through the birth canal, the vaginal opening can become stretched and loose which is not conductive to good Sexual activity. Does the phrase, "you could drive a Volkswagen through there" give you a hint?
When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
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When a drunk friend asks for a glass of water while being extremely intoxicated and you hand them a glass of vodka.
Lisa was puking her guts out and Stevie kindly gave her a Virginia Gentleman.
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A man who uses his pillow under his partners butt during anal sex.
Che is a true gentleman.
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A nigga who is a goon, but also knows how to dress and act in public or when the time is right!
Is that Ray-Ray in that suit? He a nigga-Gentleman
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A fictional character created by australians to disguise the reality that they are backward hicks and England's rejects
Fact: there is no such thing as an aussie gentleman
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an apopka gentleman is a cocktail or alcohol beverage consisting of a four loko and two roofies
at the bar josh ordered a round of apopka gentleman's for the ladies at the end of the bar
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The luxurious enterprise of evacuating one's bowels, whilst sitting one-hundred eighty degrees counter-clockwise from the traditional position normally observed in modern lavatories. Such a venture requires the individual to remove at least one item of footwear, as well as de-pants and bare half if not all of the legs.
Public speaking used to scare me, until I discovered the relaxation powers of the The Kensington Gentleman. Just in time for my Grandmother's funeral! Best eulogy ever, period.
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