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Gerard

Gerard is a term used to define an adult male virgin without athletic skills.

Do you remember that movie, "The 40 Year Old Virgin?" Turns out he is a Gerard in real life, too.

by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020


Gerarded

To get "gerarded" means to get absolutely obliterated - to get super drunk - hammered.

It is a term used by Red Gerard on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after he had won Winter Olympic Gold at the Winter Olympic Games in Seoul, South Korea. The terms comes from his cousin Abigale, whom while she went to college, everyone always said she was getting "gerarded" too much, i.e. getting absolutely obliterated.

Mother: "So Abigale, how is college so far?"
Abigale: "It is fine mother, but I might be getting gerarded too much."
Mother: "Abigale, it is not good to get drunk that often."
Abigale: "I am sorry mother, but I cannot control myself. When there is alcohol present, I just have to chug it all."

by fjgsteff November 12, 2019


Gerard Boestler

Addicted gambler who loves to rub white powder into his Hot Teeth.

Let me tell ya something!

by Stephen Jenkins March 31, 2005


Gerard Winchester

Nonce

Gerard Winchester is a nonce

by Robert redpath November 7, 2020


gerard 'lips'

A person with the biggest lips ever, his is the ruler of the kingdom, he unfortunately has a tiny penis and is reluctant to givimg cheek to anyone

Person 1: Hey look at gerard 'lips' he's so big

by brandofcow29 March 24, 2016


Gerard Flammatory

Referring to the man himself Gerard Flammatory. Known for his songwriting and music video career. Will probably go down in history as best dancer no cap 🎓

Is that the Gerard Flammatory? He is insane like what, but does the Baja describe the blast or does the blast describe the Baja? Big questions for the man at?

by ToneyBaloney (Pizza Kitchen) July 26, 2021


Gerardism

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.

You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra

“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”

Join gerardism today

by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022