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When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.
José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!
Forest “gump”ing throughout the world with no goal or aim and exploring the world
When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."
When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.
Hey I was gumping her last night!
To be very happy about something.
Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now
Person 2: fr
Inserting male genitals into a shrimp
Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.
Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.
“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”