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You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.
As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to do with me.
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The abnormally fat asian man who swoops in at night, when you are at the zenith of you drunken stupor, to rail you in the ass, mouth or just to cuddle with you. He causes ferocious hangovers with aches and pains accompanied by a horrible taste in your mouth.
Wel-hung-whang totally came in last night and pounded me hard in the ass with no remorse.
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to have one testicle lower than the other
man my one humg low is at least anotther 3 in. lower than the first
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Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”
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a man with a large penis better then being hung like a horse
jeff nemeth is hung like a elephant
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Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.
as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse
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A nick-name (in chinese) for a man with one testicle. A phoenetic play on the phrase one hung low.
Hey Won Hung Lo, how'd your testicular surgery go?
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