Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

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Ian

ian is a piece of shit and wants to fuck Ava but hes scared because he is a pussy

ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"

friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her

ian:im to much of a pussy

friend: ik im not dumb u retard

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Ian

Basically a bitch

Ian’s a bitch

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Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

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Ian

A very smart and intelligent person

Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble

But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone

This guy looks like an ian

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Ian

These guys have big.Fucking.Cocks.

That man was a true ian

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Ian

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.

Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya

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