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Not New York.
-Have you been to New York yet?
-Yeah, I were in New Jersey the other week.
-Dude.
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A part mystical creature that lives on the third floor of a hall at the UW. Fairly cute, but beware of her POOR HYGENE. Spreading diseases and the flu are its primary purpose. You can usually find her in the bathroom bipassing the sinks and slamming her doors.
To be rid of Jersey Trolls you must aquire a Mystical Troll Flute, which is used to expell the Jersey Troll from her cave.
The Jersey Troll is also commonly known for her phrase "riddle me this" of mystical spell casting. Beware.
Elfin L: Ew, I saw the Jersey Troll and she didn't wash her hands!
Elfin M: That's fucking disgusting, I saw her do it to, and when I was walking out the door she blocked me and asked me to solve her riddle!!
Elfin L: Did you use the Troll Flute?!
Elfin M: Hell yes I did!
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A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.
"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"
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A girl who "attaches" herself to a member of a local (or national if she lucky) team in order to get into pubs and clubs.
Usually underage and sporting so much fake tan she resembles an "umpa lumpa" and badly done make up.
See her over there she's an awful Jersey Puller.
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A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.
SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.
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A term in beer pong for a re-rack typically featuring 5 cups with 3 in a fashion parallel to the table length interlocked with 2 in a fashion parallel to the table length. This term originated in 2010 in Washington, DC and is also known, often times, as a zipper. If racked correctly, it may resemble Snooki's 2010 body shape.
Bro 1: Hey, dude, I'm sucking dick at this game right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, you are, broski. You better get a re-rack.
Bro 1: Yeah, brah. I'll have a jersey slut.
*Bro 2 re-racks to a jersey slut*
Bro 1: Thanks, bro.
Bro 2: Always got your back, bro. Bros for life.
Bro 1: Total bromance.
Bro 2: For sure. Jersey sluts all day.
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The quinessential NJ. With well over 50 diners and 4 malls within a twenty minute radius from my house, it don't get much better than this.
Dur yer frum nort jerzeye u sure dem do talkin' funnie. HEY PAW GIT ME MA SHUTGUN ES UNDERNEAT DA CONFEDRAT FLAG!
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