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Three men engaged in anal sex with one another at the same time.
Gavin isn't feeling quite right since the jet trio last night.
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According to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.
That chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! Oh noes!
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once one of the greatest indie rock bands to emerge from the jawbreaker era, now simply reduced to hackneyed poor-me pop/piano crap.
"man, did you hear jets to brazil's orange rhyming dictionary?"
"yeah, what a fucking great album! hey, did you get perfecting loneliness?"
"yeah, dont ever get that. its awful. its like theyre trying to make you sad, but the music itself makes me want to cry out of sheer terribleness."
"word."
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After a hot night of sex, you wake up in the morning and find that after all that alcohol last night, you need to empty your full tank. You go to the toilet and aim up only to find that your urine is shooting off in multiple directions and is impossible to keep in the basin.
IRENE! Why am I peeing like I've been up all night having sex?
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The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!
You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!
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to have diaherria
the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!
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