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It's a wanna be thug from the ghetto who plows through meatball subs and baked clams while insulting fighters and promoters who have real jobs, insisting it can fight when everyone knows the only thing it can beat is a ham sandwich and a bucket of chicken
I'm sorry the UFC does not hire BSL's Bloodstain Lane
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To go after your significant others friend.
Hey did you hear about Zach he done lane switched and his girl put him out.
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a place for old fat chicks to get their clothes
fat chick: i need to get some clothes
fat chick #2: let's go to Lane Bryant!
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Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.
There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.
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The lane on highways reserved for vehicles that are carrying more than one passenger, or for single occupant drivers who pay a fee. This practice is popular in major cities during rush hour.
Similar to the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicles) lane.
It seems like it's always the solo soccer moms in luxury vehicles hogging up the lexus lane.
I could have swore that guy in the lexus lane who sped by planted a life size dummy in the passenger seat.
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Thomas "T.J." Lane. A perfect example of the abominations American society has been producing lately. The 17-year-old perpetrator of Chardon High School shooting in Ohio that left 3 students dead. He became notorious for his behaviour during his sentencing, where he wore a T-shirt that had the word "killer" scribbled on it in the courtroom and told the victims' families "This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your son now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you". He was sentenced to three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole.
Basically he's one fucked-up, delusional skinny white boy who thinks he's the shizzle until he's thrown into jail with the general population most likely to be used as a fuck doll for the rest of his sorry life. He also has a sister who's actually quite hot and will most likely be angry fucked for the rest of her life for sharing the same bloodline as this nasty-ass little fuck.
Andy: Hey did you see the sentencing of that high school shooter from Ohio?
John: Yeah, what a fucked-up kid. Little shit doesn't know what's in store for him.
Andy: He'll probably be wearing a T-shirt that says "Bubba's Little Bitch" in jail
T.J. Lane: Y'all don't know me! I shot 3 kids dead in high school and I flipped off their families!
Bubba: I don't give a fuck ye little runt. Now bend over and take my STD-ridden dirty cock like a good laddy. Yee who's your daddy?
T.J: *whimpering as he gets anally violated*
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The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.
All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.
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