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Someone is being a bitch to you and your homies
Person : wow Bob is such a Roman lettuce. he says he bonked your mon
Homie 1 : Bob is hecking mean :(
Lettuce from your butthole
We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir
The better name for the shape of lettuce.
Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.
somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.
"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"
Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."
Fluffy bit's of toilet paper that are left on your anus after taking a dump
Brandon was not turned off by the white lettuce around tiffanys anus when ramming her from behind