A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise
I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)
Ejactulate
I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.
A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.
Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?
Random man: poopy mayonnaise
when you creampie during her period
Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!