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When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
A very unfunny joke I made
A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "
When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.
I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.
A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.