My mum

A flower yee haw

My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog

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Ben's mum

A phrase describing some one who suffers from deafness or hearing disability.

Sorry, what did you say?
Oh my god, are you Ben's mum or something.

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alfies mum

a massive slag

see alfies mum shes a massive slag

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Billy's Mum

a complete and utter slag of kent

i shagged Billy's mum again

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zeins mum

a fucking slut that fucks all the guys in sydney and also loves dirty trumpet

condell park boys that fuck zeins mum

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ya mum

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

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ya mum

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

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