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A person who does stuff out beyond of what is considered normal/acceptable. Can be unpredictable due to their abnormal actions.
Joey took a piss on a cops car, he a next level nigga.
people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment
Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
Over the top behavior that leads friends/family/spectators to believe you have mental health issues.
Public displays of random, seemingly unprovoked outbursts or actions involving exaggerated emotion such as anger, rambling at a microphone, goofy public political discourse, or other attention-getting kooky behavior.
Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.
Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.
A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.
you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
I hate The guy next to me
A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.