A very funny guy, loves sports and is always enjoying every moment if he can, Noah is the type of guy you want to keep to yourself, he is very trustworthy and has an amazing sense of humour, he can light up the classroom no matter how he feels inside girls tend to friendzone him but doesn't realize how great he truly is.
Girl 1: I feel like noah is a great guy but I don't really want to be with him he's all about sports
Girl 2: are you crazy guys always love sports and he looks like he's in love with you
Aggressive in bed, packing a huge ginormous horse cock, jerks off to anime and is a total weeb.
Girl : Omg, you’re such a Noah.(because of his penis)
He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!
Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
The biggest faggot of all time tops James Charles in the gay competition he is such a loser he would come second in the loser competition because he’s a LOSER
Super hot and cute. He has an amazing and beautiful and handsome face. He gets you a lot and has empathy so he is an amazing person to be around. Also an amazing kisser. If you ever become friends with him or in a romantic way you are definitely very lucky.
Look it's Noah!
A very rugged man
Person 1: Omg. Did you see Noah?
Person 2: Yes! He’s so rugged!
Person 1: I know! He so hot, but in a not hot way.