Blue Oyster

A Blue Oyster is a cocktail. Take a shot (or two, depending on tolerance) of WAVE Blue Raspberry vodka and mix it with a can of Mountain Dew White Out. It goes best while listening to Blue Oyster Cult. It has a baby blue color and is very sweet.

We spent New Year's eve drinking Blue Oysters while listening to Don't Fear the Reaper and Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll.

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oyster kebab

a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.

punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."

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oyster pussy

A girls vagina that is extremely wide after so much use, you can even fit your oyster within the lips sideways.

Boy 1: Damn her pussy was so loose i could rest my oyster card in her lips.

Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!

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finger oyster

Jonah's neck sister

Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.

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Broady Oysters

Golden wok dim sims, steamed dim sims cut in half then fried flat side down in a frying pan until golden brown, served on a plate fried side up drizzled with dark soy sauce

A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia

I could go a feed of Broady Oysters while watching the AFL

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Oyster Nigga

Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature

Why are you so sensitive today bro, crying acting like a oyster nigga!

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oyster shooter

When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.

She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.

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