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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.
Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)
The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
A man that has a buzz saw for a penis that cuts people in half with his penis, shits their pants and leaves it for the police to find
Policeman 1: do we have any suspects?
Policeman 2: judging by the shit pair of pants and the body being cut in half it looks like the shidpant ripper
Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper
Odin Had Hercules Killed By Jack The Ripper
The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper
Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt
An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing
Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!