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Logan Shell is a war thunder playing, trash panda gay guy who eats raw salami without chewing. He loves roblox and drinks meatloaf smoothies everyday.
Logan Shell 2 loves war thunder
A person who is not afraid to show their inhibitions, while maintaining their corky demeanor.
A penelope in a half shell could be a person who does a sand crab walk as their greeting.
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A Scrotum Shell is generally seen as a very hard ball-sack. The most common reason for this is when a man (or woman) ejaculates upon the ball-sack, rubs it in, and leaves it to dry overnight. Upon inspection in the morning, the ball-sack should have a shiny, hard layer, although this depends on the constitution of the semen.
That girl was rubbing my scrotum shell all night
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The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
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Living your every day life and swearing you can hear blue shells coming for you to ruin your day. Usually due to obsessive playing of Mario Kart games.
"Do you hear that blue shell?"
"No? What are you talking about? I think you've got Blue Shell Syndrome mate!"
Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.
Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.
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A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John never really knew how to use the three sea shells
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