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the the the duh effect on sunday knowing that the next day you have to go to school, possibly the worst feeling in the world knowing that the next day starts the long sleepless week at school. The effect can often start on a saturday night and ends abruptly monday morning when you know there is no turning back.....
person 1: hey dakota whats the matter?
person 2: dammit james, its saturday night and i just had the best time drinking tonight and i cant stand to think that tomorrow is my last day to sober up before i have to go back to school
person 1: my friend, it seems you are suffering the sunday effect
person 3: lets just go play some guitar hero
person 4: fuck you alessandro
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sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday
stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"
davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"
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1. "last minute" grocery shopping (usually Sunday) while intoxicated (drunk/hung over and/or stoned) that was supposed to be done on the previous Friday or Saturday (but was deemed less of a priority then bingeing) often forgetting one or more essential items after paying and leaving the store/shop after it has closed
2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day
3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.
4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity
5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"
1) When shopping on a sunday, see how many people are hung over and are seconds away from a facepalm momment
2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours
Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!
Store manager shakes his head
Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment
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this extra-thick newspaper that i have to stuff through extra-thin letterboxes
the sun rules
i'll say no more
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The most satisfiying wank one will have throught the week. The hangover wank you cant wait to have usually around 9pm before you go to sleep. Usually is better if you come home alone the night before and your sack is full.
"Hey Jim, Lets go visit Guido" "nah not now he will be having his Sunday Wank for sure".
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The Sunday prior to Easter. If you live in FL-- you get up real early and hack down as many palm trees as possible, slice them up, and give them to people at church. When mass starts, you wave them up and down, then play with them the rest of the time.
Mass is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts Christ's passion. It's fun and all, especially when you yell "Crucify him" at the priest.
Palm Sunday is the first in a week long series of very looooong religious services.
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When one dresses up as a nun and shits on partners face while the lick it off.
"Sunday prayers where messy after the choclate Sunday"
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