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The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole
The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day
The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.
“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”
Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period
O heather is such a Tampon Princess
Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."
A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.