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Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.

Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"

by NicRattlehead August 12, 2015


Arse at high tide

Suffering from diarrhea.

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020


Tide

Tide is a person with a very large 15 inch penis who gets lots of females and very athletic

danm he just fucked my bitch must be a tide

by Tide Omundsen May 2, 2024


Tide

It's another way of saying wave
(Slang). It's a synonym of wave incontext of street culture.

Man that shit so clean it's a tide

by Gokublackk999 June 26, 2023


Tide

The mixture of the word high, friend, and tired

“You look so tide!”

by March 5, 2024


Tide

Beautiful person always helps frienda but dont mess with them because they will make earth hell for you

Dang tide you surprise me every time

by Kckisontheway November 6, 2018


Tide

Like they dead, and they dead like flies, flies like flies everywhere because they dead

Zias: What you mean by that?
Kodak: I’m tide up in this interview and I’m tide as hell rn.

by Neon General December 9, 2021