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a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
Bullshit that sounds good as he'll
Believable bullshit
"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"
when cocaine is done on thanksgiving and none of the parties involved consume food or a general slang term for cocaine
white turkey
There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.
Turkey Hawk, Ryan Forbes, Benedict Arnold, Russia
Gas released that is so horrid it hangs forever.
Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.