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A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
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When a male, embarrassed by his sexual performance, continues to thrust even after he has ejaculated into the condom.
Dude the first time we fucked I busted in like a minute. But she thinks im a beast because i was wet-wormin-it for the rest of the time
A man gets a boner and cums ( a woman can get a wet pussy, so they can have a wet dream too) during slumber and can't control it.
Ryan: Man I had another wet dream about Paige.
Alex: oh shit, me too
Ryan: dude, that's kinda weird
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Wet is a combination of a marijuana joint mixed with PCP.
“What’s got into Zander man?”
-“he’s been smoking wet yo”
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A Wet Shit is when you wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
"Well, I did have a little bit of a Wet Shit yesterday," Jimmy said.
"I can tell," said his friend Jerry.
"How come," said Jimmy.
"I see the wet brown stuff running down your leg," said Jerry.
The Wet Shit
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The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.
It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.
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