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Guy 1 Hey man ima go use the bathroom.
Guy 2 Don't do it. it's a KFC Bathroom
a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.
mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.
When your monkey uses the toilet again
Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana
The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.
*handicapped person walks in.
Shit-
The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.
I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.
the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.
yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.
When you're experiencing that urgent need to go and rush to the lavatory only to find you've tied your windpants in a knot.
Cripes, that was a close call. Really had to pee and couldn't access my unmentionables due to a knot in my windpants. Had to do a bathroom breakdance.