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Having enough credit or cash on your mediocre income to appear wealthier than you are. To the year round locals you appear mega wealthy, but to city folks, you’re a middle class joke.
Dude- that family is Cape Cod rich. $650K home, two nice cars that are leased, and they keep borrowing money on the home to send their kids to prep schools. On a good day- have a net worth of 500K.
A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.
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Fat girls that drink wayyy to much beer and believe me it shows. Should try eating dissorder on for size.
BHS senior chicks targeted by SCAFF
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Used to describe someone who is too preoccupied with the task at hand to notice potential obstacles and hazards.
Comes from the response of Jack Phillips, senior wireless officer on the RMS Titanic, to a message from Cyril Evans, wireless officer for the SS Californian, which was meant to notify him of ice dangers in the waters the Titanic was passing through. Phillips -- who was busy relaying a backlog of messages from the as-yet-intact Titanic's passengers through the wireless center at Cape Race, Newfoundland -- responded to the loud interruption with the phrase, "Shut up; I'm working Cape Race!" The Titanic struck and iceberg and sank
Sue: "Does John not realize he's working himself into a corner?"
James: "No, he's working cape race."
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A person who buys $12,000 worth of Home Depot cards hoping to earn points with his boss. This person is too dumb to realize that it is not his boss asking him to purchase the cards. He then is so dumb as to scratch and take pictures of the pin numbers to send to his "boss".
Wayne is such a Cape Coral Idiot. I cannot believe he could be so stupid.
When a man or woman performs oral sex on a female partner by starting at the clitoris then slowly working the tongue completely around to end up on the anus.
My boyfriend munched my rug so passionately last night and even licked me from my clitoris all the way to my asshole. I just LOVE it when he goes sailing around the cape!
-A blunt that is unecessarily large in order to get anywhere from 5-8 people blasted off their ass (however most times is consumed with 2-3 people). Usually contains anywhere from 3-7 grams in each blunt.
Consumers of the "Cape Cod Blunt" are:
-Real Cape Codders (NOT tourists)
-Bad Bitches
-Advanced weed smokers
Captain Morgan: "Yo are we rollin' a Cape Cod Blunt or a little Brighton blunt?"
Mozart:" Lets roll a small Brighton one, I don't have enough bud for a Cape Cod blunt."
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