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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 6, 2021


Cheers chap

Old Cornwall greeting

after investigating tony's cadbury tunnel mike was most grateful. He vocalised his appreciation with the words "cheers chap"

by altros September 12, 2008


ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!

"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"

"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate

by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com June 4, 2013


Chap of the year

A chap who has exceeded expectations, for one and for all. And has done his utmost into fostering the chap ecosystem to be involved and to thrive, aka Dan Brennan

That dan guy really is "chap of the year"

by thetruthsayingguyperson March 24, 2023


double chapped

An insult with no real meaning. If you are called double chapped, you’ll know you’ve been insulted, but not how you’ve been insulted.

Gavy: “Those girls are double chapped ngl

by Señor Definition January 30, 2023


Chap dynasty

Chap is used for subcaste of Gujjar tribe. Sansikrat word is Chhawri chhawara چھاوڑی اور چھاوڑا chap dynasty belongs to gujjar partiharon. They ruled in north India in 5th to 7th centuries

Chap dynasty During the seventh century, Panchasar was the capital of Chavda ruler Jayaśekhara. In c. 697, Panchasar was attacked and Jayaśekhara was killed. His wife had fled and she gave birth to Vanraja, the founder (746 or 765) of Aṇahilaváḍa and most prominent ruler of dynasty. According to Prabandhachintámaṇi, he ruled for 60 years. He was succeeded by Yogaraja (ruled 35 years), followed by Kshemraja (25 years), Bhuyada (29 years), Virsimha (25 years) and Ratnaditya (15 years). Ratnaditya was succeeded by Samantsimha (also known as Chuyadadeva) who ruled seven years. Samantsimha did not have any children so he adopted his nephew Mularaja who overthrew him in 942 and established the Chaulukya dynasty.

by Historian November 21, 2018


Rip in the Chap

When something bad occurs and you don’t know how to respond you saw rip in the chap

Of shoot I forgot my shoes what a rip in the chap

by With fnansjfnem October 11, 2019