Random
Source Code
Random
A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks
1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?
2👍 3👎
opposite or contrasting point/s of view
dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!
2👍 3👎
a maneuver very similar to the snowplow.
"I totally put her in the cobra clutch last night."
4👍 10👎
A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
6👍 14👎
A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.
Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.
1👍 1👎
a show where a bunch of sweaty men do karate
Gay 1: dude, have you watched Cobra Kai?
Gay 2: yas Miguel Diaz is so hot
2👍 1👎
The act of a man ejaculating into a girls mouth, then when the girl stands up and is about to kiss the man she spits in into his face.
Tod: Hey dude how was Steph last night?
Ron: Everthing was going good until she gave me a Tibetan Cobra.
Tod: Shit dude are you serious?
Ron: Yeah man it got in my eyes and everything.
3👍 7👎