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A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.
Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!
Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks
it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”
A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs
Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.
The period beginning some time during high school and lasting until college graduation in which a person feels emotionally and physically out of shape compared to others. Is similar to a mid life crisis but there is no way to spend your way out since you're broke and have to actually change yourself.
I must be going through a quarter life crisis. I just feel so depressed and I'm not even through with college.