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A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.
Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.
1. when someone gets in their emotional while smoking a joint/blunt
2. when someone drops the joint/blunt everyone is sharing
3. when the order of who hits the joint/blunt gets confused
"We were smoking in the park and after 5 hits she had a mid-cyph crisis about her dog dying."
"everytime i smoke with you, we have a mid cyph crisis!"
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
Did you hear about Anthony's Italian Missile Crisis?
That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!
Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks
it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”
A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs
Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.
A mid life crisis but for teens
They are depressed and wanna kill themselves even but can't cause they are scared to hurt people
Jamie: I wanna end it all but people are gonna get hurt too.
Carl: Oh you're going througha teen life crisis