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Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.
Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.
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When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.
Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
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Sexual intercourse with an Irish air hostess, joining the mile high club. Named after the pale skin of an Irish person.
Billy: I did the 'flying eskimo' on the way back from Cancun, she was amazing.
Dave: well done!
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When you go through the whole winter season without trimming or shaving your pubic hair.
"Dang you've got a huge bush going on down there!" "Yeah its an eskimo winter for me"
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To deficate in a toilet then ejaculate on top and not flush.
the result is a cum covered shit. usually in communal toilets.
don't go in there, some one layed an eskimo pie.
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The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.
"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
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When two guys have sex with the same girl in the same night, at two different times. This is because in ice fishing a guy will create a hole, then another guy will fish in it during the same day, but the next day the ice freezes over.
Dude one: I hade sex with that girl last night!
Dude two: Woah! Me too!
Dude one: no way! Now we are Eskimo bros!!
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