Me when your mom

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".

Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.

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when the bubble gum busts

An expression denoting an indeterminate time

When are you going to clean your room? When the bubble gum busts.

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When Hoes On Rampage Ends

A joke abbreviation of the word "whore". Often said after an explanation of a sexual experience.

Person 1: "Dude, I fucked this chick last night so hard, she was screaming 'I'm your little whore!' over and over again. It was sweet.'

Person 2: *chuckles* When hoes on rampage ends.

Person 1: *?* Wut?

Person 3: Stellar. BEYOTCH.

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tell me when to go

1. Probably the best bay area slap that got this whole hyphy movement introduced to the rest of the country even southern california.
2. A term used in the yay area to get ready to get hyphy, go dumb, thizz etc.

1. Now shake dem dreads...(going stupid at a club in
oakland)
2. We was in fillmoe up in the city just crusin and ''tell me when to go'' came on the radio so we all pulled a slideshow in our scrapers right on divisidero and grove.

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When did i mask

When your someone is telling a story you don’t give a fuck about but keeps going on about it. Because of COVID - 19 you say “when did i mask”.

Luke: I went to New Zealand once

Will: WHEN DID I MASK

when push comes to shove

At a point when, or if, all else has been taken into account and matters must be confronted, one way or another.

“We extol the virtues of motherhood and bestow praise on the self-sacrificing homemaker but when push comes to shove, we give her little recognition for what she does” (Los Angeles Times).

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I hate it when that happens

A phrase often used to sound empathetic when in most cases the scenario being discussed is too unique for the other person to have possibly gone through the same situation.

Person #1: Dude you won't believe this, but I saw Jeremy on my flight! I have never seen someone I know at the airport let alone on my plane!
Person #2 Yah, I hate it when that happens.
Person #1: What?!

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