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It's very easy to mis-interprate the definition of "First World Problems" but once you truly understand the pain you go through when your Wi-Fi wont work or your mum only gave you one lolly instead of two, you just dont give a fuck.
First World Problems: "I'm Hungry"
Third World Poblems "I'm Hungry"
First World Problems: "Muuuuuuuummmmm!! The fucking showers gone cold again!"
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When more than one person is over a house that is vast in size and one eventually leaves without the other because they assume they've already left due to the fact that they haven't run into each other in awhile.
George: "oh, you're still here!"
George" "your friend took off, she thought you left, so..."
Girl: "really?"
George: "that's what happens in a big house. It's called the big house problem."
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A problem that only wealthy (typically white) kids have. These problems tend to be trivial and annoying, as opposed to real problems, which can be life threatening (i.e. "I have no food."). Can be abbreviated to WKP, for easy use.
White kid: I have no place to smoke my weed.
Other kid: White kid problem.
White kid: My dad's mega-yacht isn't big enough!
Other kid: WKP
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Like Eddie's girlfriend wants to make love two or three times a day. Eddie's complaining that she won't leave him alone. His buddy says man, that's a high class problem.
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Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
A woman in a relationship that likes to sleep around with various men.
Bob just found out his wife has a miscellaneous dick problem when he came home from work early.
Jenny let the football team run a train on her, she really has a miscellaneous dick problem.
The problem sits in front of the Computer.
The Programm doesn't have a bug ,it's a layer 8 problem.