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A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
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A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?
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The act of slamming your penis inside of a woman with little importance
"yo bitch shut the fuck up before I bend you over the caddy and jimmy slam you"
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the Lesbian act of scissoring
Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon
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Basically, Nigger Slammed simply means, when one or more niggers carelessly backs-up their old piece-of-shit jalopy into a brand new, clean, nice 'White Man's' car. All because he or she is a stereotypical Nigger.
"Hey bro! What happened to the bumper of your new Challenger?!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"
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A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.
I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.