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Nugget Slapper

Someone who will walk by you and sac-tap you for no specific reason.

Phil-Hey man what's up?
Jerry-Not much, how bout you?
(slap, laughter in the background)
Phil- Wow!, your'e such a nugget slapper!

by Baller G May 24, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shin slapper

the slapping of the shin

i was about to slap my knee but i missed a slapped my shin. so i did a shin slapper

by lily(: January 11, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fanny Slapper

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.

Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!

Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.

by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker August 3, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


kuffi slapper

somebody who slaps kuffi's off of someone's head. its simple.

jim jones aka cristal sipper aka kuffi slapper

by blaal September 5, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tank slapper

The aftermath of a very rare and extraordinary poo. A tank slapper requires the coming together of a unique arrangement of circumstances not encountered on a frequent basis.

Firstly the poo being ejected must be firm, ideally smooth, definitely not sticky and have some elastic properties.

Secondly the body from which the poo is being ejected, must be longitudinally centred and slightly forward on the pan. The sphincter must not be too slack or overly encumbered by anal beard, this is to ensure maximum velosity on exit and reduce any parasitic friction.

If these properties are met, the poo will launch out of the anus. It will hit the forward side of the pan, adjacent to the bowl water. Ricochet on to the back pan, leaving two perfectly vertical skid marks in front and behind the bowl water. This is a tank slapper.

Jeff, Jeff, my legs are trembling and I feel like Iโ€™ve been touched by the almighty himself. JEFF, Iโ€™ve had a tank slapper.

by Cludgyspanklips September 26, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

by Sarzy September 18, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž