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A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.
It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.
The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."
Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"
Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."
Guy 1:"..."
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A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:
a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.
Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.
Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.
Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.
They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
"Did you see Michael's lifted truck?"
"Yeah, pretty sick man. I wish I had 12,000 to blow on mods."
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a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.
b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."
"Can you turn at this next exit? There is a truck stop and I gotta go make the brown rumble."
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One of the best guitarists we have left, and unlike Page, Van Halen, Warren Haynes and others isn't going to kick the bucker anytime soon.
Plays with the allman bro's. Plays a gibson SG that goes straight to the amp, no effects whatsoever.
Plays slide guitar.
Is the nephew to the late butch trucks, one of the original drummers for the allman bro's
derek trucks = imagine some of the most hands-down kickass guitar playing imaginable (fuck heavy metal and sweep picking, two things everybody is better off without), but without a pick.
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a green 93 ford ranger owned by teh shid that owns everthing and looks like its gonna fall apart but could rock anything in its way.
the transmission fell out of shid truck today, i just kept driving without it.
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A female who wears short shorts and cowboy boots, and will blow/fuck anyone with a lifted truck. Can often be found at Truck Meets or posing on InstaGram in her Bikini/Bra and Panties claiming to be a "model". Claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. The more followers you have on Social Media, the more likely you are to come across one.
If you are posing in your Bikini on a dude's truck, you might be a Truck Slut
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Life, in a metaphorical sense. When talking about the "truck of life", you are explaining the big scheme of things, like life.
We are all standing in the middle of the road, and the truck of life is coming toward us. Some choose to run away, others simply get run over by it. I, however, will jump onto and ride the truck of life, and go wherever life takes me.
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