Random
Source Code
Random
The new religion, which enlists the unskilled manipulative egomaniac to its profession. Only unlike religion it doesn't make you choose between communism or capitalism, it just steals your soul instead of getting you to sell it or give it away.
Like law or religion is a baseless argument which twists everything to its own authority. What are normal ape personas, attitudes, and logical reasoning are made into disorders.
See Also: ODD, ADHD, Autism
Has therapy made you a better person?
The fact you have searched this on urban dictionary says you need it.
“Hey i’m going to therapy”
“take me with you please“
The thing that we all need (for FREE).
Therapy the thing that we need.
Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.
Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?
Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!
A place where you need to go. Yes, you. Go to therapy right now. Get up and get the help you deserve.
"You sure do have a lot of emotional and mental issues... maybe you should go to therapy?"
"nah m8 my therapist sucks ass lmao"
"damn bro get a new one"
Therapy.
Medical help of remediation of a health problem, It usually comes with a diagnosis.
And I think you need it!
Aww man… I think you.. YES YOU. Need therapy…