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The art or act performed in a donkey show, the act of blowing or sucking on a donkey penis.
I went to mexico for a tijuana tuesday.
Tijuana Titty Fuck - due to the sleepy Mexican stereotype, this is when you titty fuck Simone while they are asleep or in a sub-conscious state.
Matt didn’t want to wake his wife so he gave her the ol Tijuana Titty Fuck.
A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.
Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.
A shart, esp. a badly timed one.
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
a shart, esp. a badly timed one.
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.
"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"
To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.
Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.