spare tire

The exsessice flab around a male waist

"mine's bigger" "what" my spare tire

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Canadian Tire

A store in Canada that sells anything from car parts, to Christmas Trees, to lawnmowers, to coffee makers. The only thing Canadian Tire doesn't sell is furniture and food.

Most of their tools are either Mastercraft, Black & Decker or Skil brand tools.

I'm off to Canadian Tire to get a new socket set. Man the drill looks like it's a great buy...I think I'll get myself a new electric drill.

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Paha-tired

Being physically and emotionally exhausted to the point that one desires to veg on the couch and go to bed at 7:30pm.

Roots derived from the City of Lakewood Rise Above summer camp, Camp Paha.

This exhaustion stems from dehydration, constant supervision of campers, changings, little time for breaks, stress from behavior managements, and ultimately, having more fun than anyone should have in one day!

I went to bed yesterday at 8pm. I was Paha-tired!

Hey, I want to hang out tonight, but I'm Paha-tired.

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tire swing

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php

I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

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flat tire

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

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Tired Thirds

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

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Pre-Tired

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.

I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.

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