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Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.
If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
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A racial stereotype of the bred-out native race of Great Britain and Ireland known as the Picts; having red hair, freckles, and really dark pale skin.
If I catch you in a clown suit, you're goin' down.
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When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.
We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.
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The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...
Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.
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To physically assault someone after receiving a threat of harm to one's offspring or the offspring of someone they know.
"Bitch, I'mma clown you if you threaten my sister's son!"
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What Ronald McDonald is better known as.
Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown
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N. the residual mark left on your sheets from an individual with an excessive application of make-up, and/or bronzer.
"Dude, I can't come over. I have to do some laundry because your mom left a clown stain on my sheets."