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someone who hates the english
He's not being racist, he's just being a chris
“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”
A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.
Also he is bad at sex.
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I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud
A kid with the last name pike and likes all the dudes
Bruh you seen Chris?
Yea he looks dumb
He does like men
Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then
"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."