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Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

by caramelboy June 30, 2008

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Justin the trouser shrimp

A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.

I had sex with Justin the trouser shrimp tonight! At least I think I did....

by Jock S January 25, 2018


Flexible Leisure Trousers

Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.

Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.

May be abbreviated FLT.

I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.

by Michael Silver May 17, 2009


Red corduroy trousers

Either:

(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas

or

(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.

In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.

The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.

The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.

I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?

by Hangus the Monkey June 25, 2010

154πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


trouser chilly

The unexpected juice that comes out of your anus while farting. Usually happening when you are trying to impress your friends or in largly populated public places.

Dude, I think ted is smuggling some trouser chilly.

by kircus May 15, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


trouser arouser

to arouse someones penis just by them looking at you

boy 1: hey look at that girl over there!
boy 2: shes such a trouser arouser

by nomnomx July 5, 2014

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž